That Moment When….
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January 23, 2017 at 1:38 pm #9109
have you ever just done something then stopped and wondered or realized why the heck did you do that? Bare your soul here. For example
That moment when you have already eaten the lunch you brought to work, and then someone shows up at your door at lunch time and says
Ready?
January 24, 2017 at 11:27 am #9300That exact thing happens almost daily here because I am always hungry. Always.
I often walk into rooms and forget what I went in there for. I’m getting old.
January 24, 2017 at 1:53 pm #9398I am old. Im so old, I pooty dust
January 25, 2017 at 9:38 am #9515That moment you make a post in the Alphabet Game thread, but you’re playing by the rules of the Start and End with Disney Thread like I just did
I’m too young to be making these mistakes!
January 25, 2017 at 4:26 pm #9654You have said too much….
Today, I was in a meeting. I always get there early. Get a good seat, etc. The room was filling up and then “she” arrived. You know the one I am talking about. Expert at everything and thinks her way will fix everything. She was in complaint mode about decisions and then she made the comment.
“When ever we get someone good or who knows what they’re doing, they leave!”
So I piped up and said, ” You’ve been here almost 15 years now, right?”
She nods and says proudly, “Yeah!”, then you see her get that look like, oh wait……
After the meeting people came to my office to laugh.
January 25, 2017 at 6:30 pm #9675That’s a comment right up my alley! I like it
January 26, 2017 at 10:29 am #9745That moment when you respond in the “Have You Ever” thread with the TPBM acronym starting a bunch of TPBM responses……..
January 26, 2017 at 10:50 am #9766Haha we’re all just a bunch of followers!
January 26, 2017 at 11:20 am #9772@dngnb8 about that meeting! Hilarious!
That moment when you surprise yourself with quick wit:
I was practicing music with the worship band at my church last night and we were transitioning from our set list for the next Sunday morning to our set for a special “Hymn Sing” for the Sunday evening. Someone asked our keyboard player and music expert (not being sarcastic) what hymns we were playing for it. She said, “Amazing Grace, Let it Be Jesus, I’ll Fly Away.”
To which I quickly responded, “I’d like to see that.”
She turned around and glared at me as the rest of the team cracked up
January 27, 2017 at 11:08 am #9986That moment when my teacher asked what planet I was from and the first response that flew out was from Uranus! Yup I have no filter or thought process before I speak.
That one got me detention for a few days.January 27, 2017 at 1:18 pm #10043January 27, 2017 at 3:24 pm #10109That moment when I got mistaken for a forty-something-year-old when I was 28, 29, and 30. Three separate instances! :|
When I was 28:
At a concert series with friends and buying T-shirts at a merch tent. The guy behind the table accidentally grabbed the wrong color for one of my friends and when they asked him to get the color they originally requested, he said, “I’m sorry. When you get to be in your 40s, your mind doesn’t function quite the way it used to. [gesturing toward me] This guy knows what I’m talking about.” :pWhen I was 29:
Helping those same friends of mine move one of their sisters into a college dorm. We entered the room with her boxes and her roommate’s mom was there and tried to guess who we were. In order as we entered was my friend’s sister, her older brother, me, then her brother’s friend as well as mine. The mother said, “So let’s see…Brother? Father? Other Brother?” :pWhen I was 30:
I was happily married to my wife who was then 28 and we visited Battleship Cove in Massachusetts. My wife shopped the store while I purchased tickets to access the ships. The clerk asked me how old my wife was. I thought that a strange question, but proceeded to tell her she was 28. The clerk said, “Oh! I had to ask because children 12 and under get a lower rate.” :p Apparently I’m more of a cradle robber than I thought, though I’ll admit my wife does look a lot younger than she is.January 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm #10111At work whenever you scan something it goes to your email. Every single time I scan something, I get back to my desk, unlock my computer, see the little email icon at the bottom of my screen and think “oh crap, who emailed me?” Oh yeah, me. I emailed me, like, less than a minute ago.
February 8, 2017 at 7:37 pm #12247DOH!
February 9, 2017 at 8:36 am #12275Apparently I’m more of a cradle robber than I thought, though I’ll admit my wife does look a lot younger than she is.
They stopped carding my wife when she was 35. The looks I used to get. We are the same age.
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You just give in to the situation:
I was in line at a market with my 2 girls (5 and 3). My youngest had the curliest blonde hair and it would attract often attention. While waiting to pay for groceries, an elderly lady showed up behind us and squatted down and said,
“Oh what a pretty little girl with lovely curly hair. What is your name sweetie?”
Without missing a beat my daughter turned, cocked her hip out with her hand on it, tilted her head, and said, “Trouble with a capital T”.
The elderly ladies eyes got real big, and she stood up and stared at me with a look of disapproval. I shrugged my shoulder and said
“Well, she aint lying…..”
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